LeEMS Bean

Mail Me Art Two!

Mon, 4 Jan 2010 13:01:36 -0500

I just remembered to check to see if my envelopes made it to Mail Me Art Two, and if you look see, you'll see that they did. That's what I saw anyway. I was lucky enough to be included among some fabulous artists in the first book that this project generated, and honestly, I had never considered dressing up my envelopes until this project, so I'm thankful for the enlightening. You'll see there, the second envelope is Levi Levi and his assistant--he's gone all international and stuff --guess I better get back to drawing him.

Blast from the Past

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:52:36 -0500

More past than I am actually.

"Doesn't
Kiss you
Like she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
Burma-Shave"

More slogans here. Why can't advertising be this comfortably corny today?

Compulsion

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:03:14 -0500

I had a irresistible desire to hear this quote from the movie Tombstone, and I discovered that the internet has become THE COOLEST THING EVER! I went searching, but honestly didn't think I'd find a cute, embeddable little snippet of exactly the phrase I wanted to hear.

Oh yeah, I'm still here.

Somebody just walked over your grave sound bite Tombstone sound bites

Reading dictionaries

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:01:13 -0500

I'm still trying my best to Japonese but, just like there is no time to write--I'm sure you noticed--there is very little time to study.

Anyway, I was digging around in Denshi Jisho (awesome Japanese online dictionary) to find all the different ways to say but--you know, like however, although, yet, in spite of-- and I came across some proverb type entries. This one really stuck with me. I mean, I suppose I like the meaning behind 'you can't judge a book by its cover' but the phrase has been so over-used, I'm kind of tired of it. So when our language gets too cliched, lets move on!

提灯に釣り鐘

(ちょうちんにつりがね) means : paper lanterns and temple bells (esp. as an example of two things looking similar on the outside, but of a completely different nature); you can't judge a book by its cover. I especially like how the whole proverb has boiled down to a grouping of two nouns unlike most of ours that are still doled out in complete sentences.

Word Worms -- a long overdue post

Fri, 9 Oct 2009 09:01:51 -0500

A little while ago I read someone else's post about Word Worms and wanted to help spread the word. Its been so long that I cannot properly attribute the credit to the wonderful person who clued me in. And I'm sorry about that, but it won't stop me from talking up this awesome blog/project. Word Worms remakes old public domain videos into educational music videos for original songs. I love story telling songs, I love the kookiness of old cartoons, and I love a good idea so of course I love Word Worms. Now you can love it too!

The Po from Word Worms on Vimeo.

Ali Baba from Word Worms on Vimeo.

fun in 7-11: bot water

Wed, 7 Oct 2009 12:31:31 -0500

So, 7-11 is becoming more and more interesting. Not only do they have sangria and tamarind sodas, they have domokun and these weirdo Bot Waters. I haven't been all that big on flavor spiked waters because most of them trade on being calorie free and achieve it by using fake sugars--which are most definitely not my bag. Bot water uses real stuff, and keeps the calorie count low. The orange was tastey--kind of like gatorade. These would be great for all those freaky people who can't stand the taste of plane water, seriously.

Carefree -- excuse me, what?

Thu, 8 Oct 2009 06:10:51 -0500

There was a time when black and white movies bothered me for no other reason than being devoid of color. I felt horrible about it because I knew there were some awesome stories out there that I was missing out on because of my strange aversion to black and white. I have since gotten over that and, with the help of TCM, have been plumbing the depths of film history to find all the gems that I was born too late to catch -- be they black and white or color.

It's hard to grow up when I did and not know of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, but I realized a while back that I hadn't actually seen very many of their movies. Enter Carefree, the story of a desperate man who talks his psychiatrist friend into analyzing his girl to figure out why she won't marry him.

Carefree is yet another old movie starring well known screen legends that steps merrily over the line of what is good and what is just plain WRONG! I worry about all of Dr. Tony Flagg's (Fred Astaire) patients. Not only does he make chauvinistic and stereotypical prejudgments but he does it on a tape machine that he leaves in his office with un-attended patients. Not only does he use local anesthetics to put patients in dream like states he leaves them un-attended so that they might wander out of the building unsupervised and trot through traffic with the goal of shattering glass on a transport truck. And even though he seems to being doing his best to romance his patient outside of the office with the precept that it is for her treatment, he doesn't realize that he has fallen just as in love with her as she him.

This brings us to the greatest psychiatric insult in the film--blatant and idiotic hypnotic suggestion. Although I have read that it's not all that unusual for patients to fall in love with their doctors--called transference, I think--I have never had offered to me the solution of simply implanting an assertion of hate into a patients brain to compensate for their love. I was aghast. I was agog. I was befuddled. I was watching as, all of a sudden, the psychiatrist who didn't know himself finally realizes that he reciprocates the love of the patient he just hypno-suggested his way out of. Bring on the crazy antics to get her unconscious once again so that he may remove his meddling.

I can't say any more. I am at a loss. This was worse than revisiting all those Elvis movies and discovering how often he played a complete jerk. But it wasn't quite as bad as Fred Astaire in blackface.

IRONY

Wed, 8 Jul 2009 09:25:26 -0500

Neatorama has a neat little post on Words that Changed Their Meanings. Of course I was especially interested in the treatment given to irony. Having grown up with teachers whose proclivities for uber correct language had shades of Mrs. Tingle, I have had it drilled into me what irony is not, but never explained to me what irony is. As a result I steer clear of the word at all costs. So of course, I had never heard of definition number one, but I'm sure I have done it a few times.

IRONY:
1: a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning —called also Socratic irony
2 a: the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b: a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c: an ironic expression or utterance3 a (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity b: incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play —called also dramatic irony tragic irony (Meriam-Websters)

Takato Yamamoto

Tue, 7 Jul 2009 12:50:28 -0500

Googling Takato Yamamoto will result in a slew of blog posts and flickr collections. Seems a lot of people already know about this amazing artist, but nobody thought to tell me... Somehow the serene expressions of many of the subjects suggests to me that their being mired/contorted/picked to pieces is somehow a private indulgence that I have just walked in on uninvited. These works are fascinating, gruesome, and beautiful. I would like to see much much more. More than this at the Mondo Bizzarro Gallery.

Borba skin balancing water

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 14:20:25 -0500

So, I was at 7-11 this morning getting some coffee and sunflower seeds when I saw Borba skin balance water. I'm kind of a sucker for vitamin enrichment--its a kind of healthy washing, I know, like the green washing that's been running rampant around slightly guilty, lazy environmentalists.

I picked up the acai berry, Age defying, potion which is 0 calories and high in antioxidant vitamins C & E. I went with acai berry because I already knew I liked the taste and, honestly, the Borba take on it is pretty good (more on that below).

You can find more on the flavors and line of drinks on the Borba Blog. I did manage to pick up the squarish new packaging and, though I don't know what I'll do with the cuppy thingy--it is eye catching. Perhaps the cup is there to remind you that there are actually 2 servings per container?

Oh, yes, and there are some beautiful nude desktop wallpapers under the downloads link on the Borba skin balance water site--if you like naked model bodies in sultry lighting.

Now, ON TO THE TASTING!

1st sip -- hit with the blaring taste of sucralose. I'm probably hyper sensitive to this--I mean it is the 9th listed ingredient, but I've had a lot of issues with artificial sweeteners, drink a lot of plain water, and don't even sweeten my tea/coffee. I know I am a minority in beverage consumption and so won't even go on a rant about why-must-everything-be-sweetened here.

more sips -- the more sips, the less I notice the sucralose except for a slight after taste at the roof of my mouth. I do, however, feel as though I have put on lip gloss--the slightly sticky kind. It tastes right in line with the acai berry juices I have had before--though less strong. It is a bit thicker than water and the packaging suggests shaking to mix in the sediment.

I do not yet notice any change in my complection , but I could be experiencing a, possibly imagined, B vitamin boost. YEAH! Over-all, Borba skin balance water tastes more healthy than say Vitamin water, and gives my palat a little something different from plain old filtered water. My lips still feel like I glossed, but its not a bad feeling.